The secret inside One Million Checkboxes
Teens wrote me a secret. I found them.
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Teens wrote me a secret. I found them.
I made my next game twice as fast by forking go's crypto library
A version of Flappy Bird that runs entirely inside MacOS Finder. It runs at 4 frames a second! That's a lot of frames!!
There's no reason I should exit vim just to watch a video
A blog about making a game to achieve my childhood dream (of getting the DVD logo in the corner)
What should you do with your unclosed browser tabs? I ran pong in mine.
How I scaled One Million Checkboxes to handle half a million users
A version of brickbreaker inside google calendar - your meetings are bricks, and the game declines them when you smash them!
A look at the surprising probabilities behind a simple coin flipping game
A version of Wordle that runs inside the Firefox address bar via abuse of the Opensearch spec.
How one million chessboards works
I couldn't remember every UUID so I wrote them all down